Yeah, don't bother cleaning the rest of your body.

Someone explain to me how that is possible.

When you say that out loud it rhymes. That is hilarious.

Ha! That is why I don't like surprises.

How does one know what a mermaid's vagina tastes like?

No, but you are a douchebag.

I'm not sure how hot it would be to have it smell like Jasmine and Roses down there.