Yeah, don't bother cleaning the rest of your body.

Um...wow. I don't even know what to say. So wrong on so many levels.

Normally I would choose a toilet but hey, mix it up.

I feel thankful I am not around you right now. I also feel like you are a little weird...

My brain is about to explode with the amount of over share that is going on here. It IS terrifying.

If this is actually bad, I won't make fun. But seriously dude, ever heard of the term "over share?"

I bet sometimes you like bladder infections too.