Wait so do you love or hate your boss? I can't tell.

Wear a diaper and be done with it.

Did you tuck it in your waistband?

Talk about wanting a guy to be your everything, stay as far away from this girl as possible. All kinds of issues going on here.

Well, at least your honest about it.

Dating people you work with is never a good idea. Wait, he is your boss's brother? Oh no problem then...

Most people just say fuck off or go fucking die, but no you are more realistic with your hope. I like it.