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Cleaning Poo as a Courtesy

allyourfault — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:59:12 +0000

That's one way to make sure you get it in the toilet.

allyourfault — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:02:08 +0000

All of the best stories start with "you know you're high when."

allyourfault — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:13:42 +0000

I am not sure I have seen titty fuck, blowjob, and special all in one sentence before.

allyourfault — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:03:14 +0000

Yeah, I had to look wizard's sleeve up. Gross.

allyourfault — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:18:13 +0000

Thanks for letting us all know your schedule.

allyourfault — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:00:49 +0000

I have no idea what this means.

allyourfault — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:43:17 +0000

Sometimes you gotta teach the little ones a lesson.

allyourfault — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:14:25 +0000

I didn't realize that Gay was supposed to be capitalized...

allyourfault — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:23:23 +0000

Those damn Mesicans! How does all of this relate to your work again?

allyourfault — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:50:09 +0000

I don't know where that thing has been. You'd better double bag it.