That's one way to make sure you get it in the toilet.

All of the best stories start with "you know you're high when."

I am not sure I have seen titty fuck, blowjob, and special all in one sentence before.

Yeah, I had to look wizard's sleeve up. Gross.

Thanks for letting us all know your schedule.

Sometimes you gotta teach the little ones a lesson.

I didn't realize that Gay was supposed to be capitalized...

I don't know where that thing has been. You'd better double bag it.